My wife and I returned from a 10 day cruise around the South pacific. The holiday was meant to exclude going to smelly Noumea as we had been there once before and were not impressed.
As we floated around the Pacific Ocean on the Pacific Star, it was announced to us that we would be making a slight detour and that our previous destination (The Isle of Pines) would have to be averted due to some silly old bugger suffering a from some illness on the ship. He or she had to be hospitalized and 2000 people would have to put up with it. Where did we end up? Noumea!
I want my money back!
Having had my whinge, I can tell you that we had the time of our lives anyway. I think the kids would have preferred to stay home and play on the X-Box....little turds.
